Animals: Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because...

By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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bill_lover 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:23

Ask him..do yu like there dog?

truehitman2010 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:26

is chris griffin your husband?

jallred254 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:31

Thatss..... Embarrassingg.....

mama8809 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:36

Lmfao

Christianrules 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:46

So does this make you a bitch

jsen82 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:59

Best fml I read so far lol

NuTrees 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:20

My dog does that too! It's so cute!

JalosgurlGiselle 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:16

Awww boo :(

abstractsnipe 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:15

What a terefying medical condition

Keenza_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:24

Do you mean "terrifying"? You should learn how to spell.

abstractsnipe 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:15

What a terefying medical condition

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