Miscellaneous: Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap,... - FML

By SpankyRaven - 30/06/2015 17:29 - Australia - Raymond Terrace

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

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SpankyRaven 31

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:50

The cordial was sitting on the bench, not under the cupboard and he just thought it looked the right colour so he used it. He is a great one for having a 'boy look', can't find anything even if it's right under his nose. But he will do the dishes, so I am definitely keeping him!

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A07 48

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:26

Let's wait and see how many people tell OP to divorce him for this.

apineapple 40

Wednesday 1 July 2015 0:21

Must have been dishappointing

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pinkkelephantt 11

Wednesday 1 July 2015 20:46

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

clickme 17

Wednesday 1 July 2015 20:53

I had to look up lemon cordial... Ha ha I get it now :$

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Saturday 12 March 2016 7:41

When you have to Google what lemon cordial is.

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