Animals: Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:37

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I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.

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ooooo ooooo o grandma

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