Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's...

By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML

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By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML

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Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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"Thanks Grandma, sadly I got your looks."

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Saturday 7 December 2013 5:26

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Sunday 8 December 2013 2:01

#37- Lol, I don't think anyone ever TRIES to get dislikes. ;)

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Sunday 8 December 2013 21:20

Ouch, Grandma!

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