Birthday, Weird and Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday....

By sicufovoshxbsjdk - 07/08/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

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