By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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No, I'm just the "I say it how it is" guy if you were referring to me.

you got me there. I suck at math. But really, I'm just saying no one cares about them because I'm in America and they're not. So yeah you're kinda right.

Damn I need to catch up on modern entertainment. I lose.

Hershey's Kisses? Those things are God-awful. American chocolate has an after-taste that tastes like vomit.

fthku 13

joooeee - What does you being American have to do with caring or not caring about the British cast of Skins? Also, OP, your girlfriend's funny. If she's a squirter you could try the same move, though I doubt it's as easy. Or just use your.... "weapon" as you put it.

Quyzl 0

Focus on the issue at hand. There is a young man with cum in his hair who needs funny things said at his expense.

159- remove the "s" in "snigger," it's snicker by the way.

rofl that's the "first" time ive ever heard of something like that!

sammy432 0

Looks like its the "second" time you've heard something like that. Noob

Wonder if she knows how to count to the numbers in her name 1,2,3,8,16,20,9 9,1,7,80,2,577,400, I can't Am I the OP?

therealdavid 0

ok, first im a guy.... and I messes up, whoo hoo, everyone does it look at the time frames me and the first person practically tied maybe a second or 2 apart..

^^^ Doesn't matter; you were still enough of a dipwad to post a "first" comment.

"I can dance all day, I can dance all day! Try hit me, try hit me, common!.."

daaron 3

same here damn dude sucks to be you lol how does your cum taste like my babygirl wouldn't waste it haha fyl loser

Princessdani16 0

Not really that great of a comment. But good job getting brownie points with the hot chick.

I think I would like to come out on ur face

Only 9 comments posted, yet well tought out, FML has a bright future with these new comments maestros. :P

MrFancy 0

Son, I told ya don't touch that darn thing! Oh, and that is an awesome hat(s)!

perdix 29

At least you've got good range. A similar thing happened to me when I was receiving a ******* and the girl decided to use her mouth to start a conversation right at the moment of truth. She did do a nice job of cleaning me up ;)

brt3420 13