Love: Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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Well that's no gouda.

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Thursday 27 September 2012 9:17

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