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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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BastardOfBodom 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:41

dont take anyone who cheats on you. getting drunk doesnt justify it.

HanisMan01 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:32

Tell her yeah same thing happened to me last week...What?

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cleavers_143 11

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:07

least she's honest

blucorsa 15

Tuesday 3 May 2016 16:10

Think of it this way: She trusts you enough to come out and say it straight up. Try and give her some leeway and talk w/ her about it.

Bliepje 22

Sunday 18 December 2016 9:52

a friend of mine and a random guy switched pants for fun one time. And it was outside as well. People do funny/crazy stuff... i wouldnt think immediatly bout cheating

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