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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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Jasper1405 16

Friday 31 May 2013 9:53

Let me guess: your interest now say that you are gay and a belieber?

dunker_fml 4

Friday 31 May 2013 9:56

Why does she have your password?

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SatinsNightmares 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:00

Just change your password...and don't give it to your girlfriend this time.

Brad31_fml 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:35

YDI for giving out your password.

FML_4life_ 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:52

Ur famous!!!

Kennuckle_fml 6

Monday 3 June 2013 18:12

Don't tell your password to anyone

ohwow906 1

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:45

Hahaha that's great.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:47

Lmfao I'm guessing your interests now say you're into One Direction and are a fan of Justin Bieber. Word of advice never give your password to anyone.

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:49

Change. Your. Password. NOW

amanda908 2

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:53

Lmao

WICKEDxANGEL 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 5:13

That is what happens when you give someone personal stuff XD

beatlegirl13579 4

Friday 19 July 2013 17:28

That's a reason you shouldn't give people your login information

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