Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help...

By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Bow chika bow wow.

9987coldplayfan 1

Friday 26 August 2011 2:06

Did you return the favor?

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scoobyluv 0

Friday 26 August 2011 2:50

that's what I'm talking about;)

JPLovesAnimals 4

Friday 26 August 2011 2:57

I thought guys liked it anal??!

BelleBelle_fml 11

Friday 26 August 2011 5:37

Not in their anus! Unless they like penis...

sherrbear 3

Friday 26 August 2011 7:00

actually...if you stick something up a guys anus, they can get an instint hard-on. that doesnt make every guy gay tho.

Majstr 23

Friday 26 August 2011 7:29

No, don't like it.

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Friday 26 August 2011 19:29

There are actually lots of straight guys that like it

MROMRO 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:41

Bullshit!

NBS93 0

Friday 26 August 2011 3:02

I have to get one of those soon too! Would you mind if your girlfriend "prepared" me?

aggeon 3

Friday 26 August 2011 3:08

Fun stuff :)

denvan 0

Friday 26 August 2011 3:10

Did she wear a glove or a finger-cot

fmlking2613 0

Friday 26 August 2011 3:16

That must of been fun hoped u passed it

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Friday 26 August 2011 3:17

Does she have an oral exam anytime soon? Perhaps you could help her out with that as well.

Viperex 5

Friday 26 August 2011 4:06

True that.

MichaelReyes1 3

Friday 26 August 2011 3:22

hawww

patrickalamo 47

Friday 26 August 2011 3:32

Lock in those hubs, she was going down a mud road.

mizsunshine 3

Friday 26 August 2011 3:48

Aww, that sucks. Sorry OP.

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