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By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:15

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

icic6772 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Ghost fart!!!

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ctlnaaia71 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:40

I've let one or more, but not in front of my boyfriend.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 3 November 2011 21:56

Fffbbbbtttpptp.....OMG did you hear that?! It.was another ghost! another yet{barely audible pooooot} OMG it said it is gonna kill me!

kristengray 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:09

Ok not trying to be rude, but your girlfriend is really stupid. Only hearing them when you fart?

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:52

Sounds like a load of baloney to me.

tedyesca 0

Friday 4 November 2011 0:20

how loose are you?

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 4 November 2011 0:25

It's worse than she feared. You have a haunted butthole.

xDistant 13

Friday 4 November 2011 0:40

LOL

lolmigosh 15

Friday 4 November 2011 0:46

Dont fart in front of yo girl!

cuddlebunny3548 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:54

Ewwww

LaDeFreakinDa 4

Friday 4 November 2011 0:57

This reminds me of that episode of family guy where Brian keeps his girlfriend entertained with the flash light on the wall "there it is again! what is that!'"

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