Love: Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused...

By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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Thursday 13 August 2015 1:07

Overly attached girlfriend meme, is that you?

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Thursday 13 August 2015 1:09

Id say you dodged a bullet. Better wasting 7 months than 7 years...

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FarFromHome_fml 17

Wednesday 19 August 2015 0:37

I say 'you deserve it' as well as 'I agree, your life sucks' only because a break up is the best outcome for you if she's that goddammed clingy...

kristenlynn26 6

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:35

Good, she's obviously crazy

artsconroy 1

Sunday 16 July 2023 10:49

she sounds like an idiot who did you a huge favour

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