Love: Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook...

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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_streets_ 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:03

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

miserypoison 13

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:07

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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HunkyFes 6

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:56

Run!

enonymous 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:58

Squeeze her **** and tell her she can have a cookie when you get the milk

bernie138456 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:10

I'm sorry man. That girl has serious issues. The first being her mental age.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:12

I did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on) so you can take that COOKIE and stick it up your (yeah)

lessie_fml 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:20

Dump her that's weird

boofgall 16

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:24

Not quite the Oreo commercial you'd imagined..

dadof2 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:25

if shes that way over a cookie look into the future what more serious things could she change her status over

nirvan5a 1

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:27

That's cute.

blueberrypsycho 9

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:28

HAHAHAHAHA #1 and #55 made my day. and OP, your girlfriend is awesome. cookies are no joke.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:31

Yeah... if she reacts to things like this now, she's not going to get any better down the road. FYL.

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