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By SKuser - 19/05/2009 08:09 - China

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Neottia 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:10

5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.

hamzy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:02

Depressing.. :( You'll find better!

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msdtreadwell 15

Monday 12 January 2015 11:59

She take my moneeeey...

fallenkilljoy 13

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:56

Sounds depressing

jojocircus19 16

Sunday 10 January 2016 8:37

She sounds like a gold digger OP. I think you could do better

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