Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my...

By Author - 24/02/2014 22:22 - United States - Naples

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my dad about it, hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was, "Just rub one out son, you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. FML

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izzybd 20

Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:48

Way to rub it in, Dad

Michael903 18

Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:49

He's just jerking your chain...

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martin8337 35

Wednesday 26 February 2014 0:59

I say rub one out when sad, happy, or whenever the mood strikes you.

ekwinoks 5

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:28

Well, he's not wrong

6pointstuntin 12

Wednesday 26 February 2014 5:23

thaz kinda tha answer ta everything bro

thefastnfuryass 14

Wednesday 26 February 2014 8:29

That's some good fatherly advice.

Dfarney98 2

Wednesday 26 February 2014 12:44

Wasnt that the plan in the first place?

itsjusttofunny 8

Saturday 1 March 2014 0:37

I agree with your dad.

j_bakes13 1

Wednesday 5 March 2014 2:47

Excellent advice lol

rnuffie 3

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:05

now youre going to here his voice everytime you decide to jerk one, urging you on. imagine that.

bassmasta90210 6

Friday 21 March 2014 12:20

Well it's not not true

sp1ke30 12

Thursday 1 May 2014 13:46

The truth

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