Love and Health: Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended...

By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:32

Why wouldn't she just wake you up to go to the bathroom with her? That seems like it would be easier than having to clean a matress...

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Davros 12

Tuesday 22 May 2018 19:37

Tell her thanks for the golden shower. Then smack her nose with a news paper and toss her outside.

dwight7476 11

Tuesday 22 May 2018 20:03

No more horror movies for her

Cashmoney9000 6

Tuesday 22 May 2018 20:06

thats disgusting

NicF13 2

Tuesday 22 May 2018 20:12

are you dating a little kid or something. no level headed person pisses the bed because they're scared

rodfergie 18

Wednesday 23 May 2018 0:49

It's tough dating 8 year olds

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 23 May 2018 2:23

Your girlfriend is ridiculous.

zuckerburg 21

Wednesday 23 May 2018 8:37

It's illegal to date 9 year-old's dude

nyes 17

Wednesday 23 May 2018 17:29

She might be broken. Send her in for a newer model OP

Lisa Raible 7

Thursday 24 May 2018 2:20

How old is OPs gf?! I mean at least she can clean up her own piss!

Bubbilility 27

Saturday 26 May 2018 17:59

Dude, there is an age of consent for a reason.

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