Miscellaneous: Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne....

By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

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Saturday 20 February 2010 1:14

your friends seem to be broken, better go buy some new ones

yma24 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:11

some friends you have!!!

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Saturday 20 February 2010 6:53

eee. that's ****** up..

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:21

Wow, a mod with a sense of humour.

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Saturday 20 February 2010 7:32

sirin is the bestest mod ever!

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Saturday 20 February 2010 7:38

lmao!

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Saturday 20 February 2010 7:46

98... I think she's so cute I would hug her until she dies! Even then will I still continue to hug her motionless body!!! ;)

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Saturday 20 February 2010 7:48

104... Really? "Beatest"? Wtf are you? A six year old on crack that got dropped as a baby down a river of a Nile!?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:49

#106 Mad, what is it with you and the necrophilia? *shakes head*

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:00

What is it with you and your blue eyes? You damn dragon!

Mx_Rider 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:51

eh... everybody makes a big deal about avatar -_- *Blow me*

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:54

Sirin, My Sword is yours. Command it as you will and your enemies will die swift and painless deaths! That is,of course you WANT them to suffer!!

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