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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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Lucious306 7

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:06

Never let friends use your phone. Sometimes they play around too much

LSS_fml 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 3:07

..... Ex friend?

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thewife5 19

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:12

Grow a pair, knock on her door and fix this mess. If your friend doesn't feel shitty about what happened, cut the loser loose!

sernarules 1

Saturday 24 November 2012 22:06

Move on homie! Im guessin ur "friend" did u a favor

vbmg152 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 23:14

Get new friends!

Saikon1357 25

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:50

Kill your 'friend'

TheWorkingMan 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:47

That's why phones have locks now. But I feel bad for what happend. Give em a nice print on their face!

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:48

Friends never let friends use thy phones

dabeast15 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:18

I wouldnt call that ******* sick son of a bitch ur friend any more!!!

Razzamafoo 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 7:00

I'd kick your friends ass if I were you...

nikkinurse 10

Sunday 25 November 2012 7:59

That's not your friend- he wants her

Linaelle 14

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:52

And that's why you put a password on your phone, it should limit the potential for that kind of pranks.

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