Intimacy: Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows...

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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kamikrazy 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:50

Do the same thing to her.

Wuuper 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:52

nice friend

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twister21_fml 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 2:19

nice friend!

survivalist 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:29

what is phone sex?

Xxloveless12xX 6

Monday 9 May 2011 6:43

is he that dumb to not realize the voice differences?

pctech3 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:39

Never loan your phone to a "friend"

MessedUpChick 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:48

I hope my friend never does that

sovietkiwi 0

Monday 13 June 2011 1:24

I do not find this hard to ********** to

MaskedAspen 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:00

why didn't you stop her ?

constantine91 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:13

Some friend you have.

taureanbeauty293 0

Friday 30 September 2011 5:29

#36 is right on the money...FYL

nemcali 34

Tuesday 30 July 2013 1:48

Give him her phone number and then "dump"him for cheating on you

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