Miscellaneous: Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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WittyMoron 22

Monday 28 December 2015 0:56

Bitch.

ko051598 20

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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Brown_Hammer 6

Tuesday 29 December 2015 10:45

Doesn't sound like a real friend op

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 29 December 2015 13:26

If it really got to you that much, maybe you should start trying to lose weight. That doesn't excuse your "friend's" rudeness, though.

Mukzac 2

Tuesday 29 December 2015 17:58

Hhaahahahahahahahahahah lol

PullUpOnAKid 7

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:53

Well if the bitch needed it stretched what does that call her? Lmao

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