Health: Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work...

By ouch - 08/03/2011 15:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 19:09

Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.

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You should have tried it on your friend.

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Bored4Life29 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:46

Should of got your friend to test it

peacelovepink26 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:46

well, did it work? :)

ccmfuller 0

Monday 29 August 2011 17:45

wow dumbass much?

samm420 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:20

human centipede 2?

Minecraftering 5

Monday 21 November 2011 7:58

He's from the UK. Explains everything.

fldlshrhxirfue 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:47

Are you retarded?

cunningchick 1

Friday 3 February 2012 6:03

Hahahaha dumbass:)

asande12 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:26

Wow, just wow

missyfiona89 28

Monday 25 June 2012 5:10

How stupid can u get?

CallMeBloo 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:03

Well, that was less than intelligent.

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