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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 14:00 - Japan

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 19:55

Oh Christ, you dressed up as dice and people actually wanted to shake you?! I mean seriously what were those guys smoking? If you didn't want to be freaking shook, you should of gone as a small child.

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Saturday 30 October 2010 19:52

lol

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:51

Saturday night is Poke Her night! I meant poker night. Where are those dice?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:56

Oops! wrong game!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:01

Maybe not in the traditional Halloween sense, but they could be from somewhere that does celebrate Halloween and they're just visiting. I believe lots of people dress up in Tokyo every day.