By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Mozart24 0

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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ImTheAlpha 30

If Barbie is so pretty, why dø you have to buy her boyfriends?

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xHaniffax 0

Barbie and hooker go together like a fat kid and cake your daughter will be just fine.

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mr_mister30 0

yes #7 how does a 5 year old know what a hooker is?

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JRo 0

Taking after her mom already.

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Greg001 0

i give her a high five comparing barbie to a hooker :D

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marligan 0

I highly doubt this

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kittensrockx 0

i highly doubt this

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organismal 0

now it'd be REALLY bad if you asked where she heard that and she said "from daddy"

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Meowff 0

This is why I'm going to have one child and homeschool.

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MrBadLuck 0

I nearly spit out my drink.

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