Intimacy: Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in...

By notmydad. - 08/05/2010 10:07 - Philippines

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 20:00

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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thrice324 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 20:06

Take a video and use it as blackmail!

zdizzle123 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 20:07

WTF no offense but im thinking ur dad doesn't get laid much...

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lauri30 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 14:50

eeewww

krystina162010 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:41

why yo daddy do dat fo? i'm guessin he aint gettin any hmmm... Sorry OP!

babykitsune102 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 21:20

tell yo momma 2 give it upp

greenarroww2 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:27

WOW. Were they male or female manequins

Shrekles 1

Friday 28 May 2010 9:57

That is actually the funniest thing I've read on here today.

YuriKitty4Evz 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:26

was he drunk?

welly_ellie 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 2:06

woww........

baritone1whs07 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 13:06

thats funny lol

TheBananaTheif 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:30

is his name Blinkin, perhaps?

jessizkool 0

Monday 14 November 2011 3:33

I would be scared if I were you.

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