Miscellaneous: Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be... - FML

By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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brittanyrmh_ 12

Sunday 4 November 2012 0:57

Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!

Jeffo193 13

Sunday 4 November 2012 0:55

Leave candles all over the place.

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PokemonMaster0 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 9:50

"Nudists... BEEEEEEEEAAAAACH!!!" -Aikuro Mikisugi

Perry85 42

Friday 15 April 2016 8:46

At least he's trying to get in shape for it. Maybe he'll start looking good and you'll want him naked ;)

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