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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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WavRace 14

Monday 16 March 2015 18:51

Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

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anabanana101 15

Tuesday 17 March 2015 4:46

Sounds like she's trying to ya jealous. Aka she still wants you

LastResort318 14

Tuesday 17 March 2015 5:21

Are you a feminists 32? You look really familiar.

bambilll 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:35

what a bitch ! lol

slicklol 7

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:24

Ahm, i think she still has some seriously unresolved feelings towards you

laditiggsz 11

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:40

Wtf

zykrithium 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:14

And here I keep thinking exes are exes for a reason...

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:14

No, it does not. She called and made a suggestion/request. It doesn't say that OP agreed. Implying is an ASSumption. OP needs to follow up on this...

amccaul1976 8

Tuesday 17 March 2015 21:18

time to tell her you're HIV positive. In front of that new boyfriend of hers.

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:01

I'm trying to reason as to how that could've been at all a good idea

voltroz 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:45

she can go kiss your a*s

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