Intimacy: Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help...

By thewhompingwillow - 01/09/2012 17:56 - United States - Springfield

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

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Sunday 2 September 2012 1:06

I think you may be doing it wrong.

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Sunday 2 September 2012 1:07

So your seizures & masturbations look the relatively similiar I assume¿

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Friday 25 July 2014 14:14

feel sorry for you bro.. but I can't stop laughing at the emergency.. hahahhaaa

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