Animals: Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his...

By iet_Wyrda - 04/10/2013 23:00 - France - Verneuil-sur-seine

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML

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MistySky 17

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:30

Your dog saw it coming :o

Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:33

Maybe your dog has decided to follow his dream of becoming a book critic.

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jrock9093 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 14:44

Epic he's trained!

cylus13 9

Saturday 5 October 2013 15:29

Now that's funny.

shank39 12

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:41

Your dog is smarter than you know

shank39 12

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:53

Your dog is smarter than you think

matthews_van 10

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:50

Your dog is like Miley... Can't be tamed :P

brittanyrose329 17

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:58

Sounds like my dog, she tore up all my heels

Chumbowamba 10

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:36

He knows!!!! :0

XBurytheCastleX 25

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:13

You used a book? Those are a waste of paper and are usually wrong. Use YouTube, many people know how to do it correctly,

KhrystallDaBest 15

Sunday 6 October 2013 18:04

Its a fiction book.

hockey7468 7

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:13

I ❤️ irony

reymon8823 24

Saturday 5 October 2013 19:57

You shoulda saw that coming

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