Animals: Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon...

By Kovu - 27/02/2012 07:08 - Reserved

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

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Kovu_fml 16

Monday 27 February 2012 20:39

He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(

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FatelBlade 8

Monday 27 February 2012 11:55

I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 February 2012 13:07

Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.

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Rick_E_Fresh 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 4:01

those vets just saved your dogs life

challenger15 4

Tuesday 28 February 2012 7:08

Om nom nom bacon

chevy44448888 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 7:17

Your a ******

zach8771 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 7:39

Epic mealtime dog style

old09 11

Tuesday 28 February 2012 10:11

How?

Devor 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 12:15

Ur dog is a boss.

TheUnknownAnti 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 4:11

Did the vets want the bacon?

emjay09 0

Friday 2 March 2012 23:13

YDI for leaving bacon out with a dog in the house.

KRiddle 15

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:37

Mad skills.

Zozo_The_Cat 9

Sunday 4 March 2012 23:35

Well it's a good thing your dog is okay, but how disappointing to lose the bacon. I'd be ticked.

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