Kids: Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father... - FML

By grrr1234 - 01/07/2012 16:00

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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stepdracmos 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:03

Is there anything to value more in life than this?

Rommel1942 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 20:04

And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3

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Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:07

GURL DONT B HATE ON INTERNET

whogivesafuck88 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:33

Seems legit

Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:49

...

Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:52

#HATERZ

KYLEW72 3

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:51

It could be worse

supahcoolperson 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:55

seems legit

Donqueesha 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:01

DESE HATERZ B HAYTING! #HATERZGONNAHATE #IMDONE

SovietBarney 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:55

Just give her that in your will. Since you'll probably live quite a while longer, it will be shitty, and outdated.

Sofia94_fml 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:41

Kids these generation..... Sadly I'm one of them

perdix 29

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:58

Tell her you'll get the Justin Bieber and One Direction Channels. For that, she'll accuse your ex of touching her naughty parts, and that'll be the end of that.

woainishamu 21

Monday 2 July 2012 0:24

The **** keeps buffering!

jeffnine 4

Monday 2 July 2012 0:26

Time for you to get a faster Internet connection

bmkc4 1

Monday 2 July 2012 0:33

She sounds like a brat

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