Kids: Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 16:06

Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

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tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

Comments

Zebidee 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:21

I beg to differ on the 'I raised this child' bit. Apparently you didn't.

x3herox3 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:25

Lmao

Peytonlikesme 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:26

Get her s bf dumbas*

brianjman14 22

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:39

Get her some friends. I know, "16 year olds shouldn't have mommy set up play-dates," but seriously... get her some REAL friends. Maybe a boyfriend while you're at it.