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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:29

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ecreader 8

Friday 15 June 2012 4:20

Let's hope that was your last date with him!

brhodes_09 1

Friday 15 June 2012 4:27

When he said pay me that's when the date should've ended.

deegeebee 10

Friday 15 June 2012 8:32

I think I'm more appalled that this FML has 641 "You Deserved it!" votes than the ridiculousness of the FML itself! Come on people!

missymis 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:18

Yeah... Never date him again

Jzigzags 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:47

then just dump him! NO ONE should be treated like that by her boyfriend!

Firenze90 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 23:31

Equality means you should pick up the check sometimes too. Its only fair :)

A_Little_Girl77 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 2:31

That's not a date, that's an asshole..

monkey27 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 11:23

Whada jerk

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:55

MAC MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jessesgirl14 16

Wednesday 27 June 2012 18:05

Like trident layers? That's what I would have paid the guy!

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