Intimacy Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon...

Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

20 769

8 909

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! …

oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

2 799

184

Private stuff

Anonymous - 17/06/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML

374

Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

15 511

39 033

Privacy

silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

951

130

Impatience

Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

1 770

151

Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

26 567

3 427

thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

45 504

3 151

Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

62 114

6 483

loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

20 272

36 688

Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

2 792

2 021

whassallt26 13

Monday 25 January 2016 0:14

Rookie mistake

UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 25 January 2016 0:21

Have you considered incognito mode?

dannidoll93 24

Monday 25 January 2016 0:52

Sounds like you really ****** yourself there :/

KingKA14 11

Monday 25 January 2016 0:56

He will probably forget about it. Hopefully you won't and will remember to clear the history

Tripartita 44

Monday 25 January 2016 0:58

I'm always anal about clearing my browser history, especially my browser history is about anal.

isnobodyhere 32

Monday 25 January 2016 1:27

But Amazon doesn't sell ******..

theamazingd 17

Monday 25 January 2016 3:45

Uh. Actually, they sell tons of ****** and other adult toys.

tiger820 20

Monday 25 January 2016 1:45

are you gay?

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 25 January 2016 1:48

Not sure how that matters But OP never said the things in his browser were for him And even if they were, some guys, like other commenters have stated, like anal play. This doesn't make them gay

kbecks87 16

Monday 25 January 2016 17:22

Does it matter

whysojealous 18

Monday 25 January 2016 1:45

The real question is tho: are they for you?

sammiaaron 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:55

no. he just buys them for party favors?

NamelessGhoul 11

Monday 25 January 2016 2:07

Sounds like you really ****** yourself, OP... I'll see myself out.

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 25 January 2016 2:18

Brandon1337 29

Monday 25 January 2016 2:35

Am I the only one who noticed Op is a guy??

lolhailsatan 23

Monday 25 January 2016 3:06

Have y'all really never heard of a guy using a ***** ?? why are people so confused about this lol

nemisis11 12

Monday 25 January 2016 5:21

Judging by all the comments above and the replies.. I would say you're around the 30th+ person at the very least to notice. But hey, let's crowd source an answer for your comment when you apparently don't read anyone else's.

theamazingd 17

Monday 25 January 2016 3:47

That's embarrassing! You know, others have pointed out that you can use incognito mode, but if you forget and are worried about being found out, you can delete items from your amazon viewing history. That's what I do. Pretty cool of your dad not to flip a shit.