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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:47

at leased he wasnt rubbing one out, i would want to know that sound effect

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Dads these days..

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Tuesday 30 October 2012 17:27

Your dad is awesome

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Is your name Max Goof?

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Friday 21 October 2016 23:26

Sounds like a fun dad!!!!!

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