Health: Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car,...

By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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DanielleSaysHell 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:32

say **** you dad and hop out of the car

Inspired22 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:34

Well, it's better to have your dad pissed at you than to be dead! He'll get over it. I don't think he'd get over being dead, though.

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cjgrz 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:49

Tell ur dad to go screw himself

AdolfShitler 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:50

Daddy's drunk again!

itsharkley 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:56

like they do in prison. I gotcha

physicist48 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:01

Sounds like my dad.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:05

He probably saw that show on near-death experiences and thought it might be fun to visit Jesus.

tookietookie123 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:21

My stepdad nearly crashed into a electrical pole with me in the front seat and my 9 year old sis in the back... He still wonders why he's a bad dad!?

ilovemyryan9 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:29

maybe ur dad wanted to run into the other car... ever think about that??

jaff23 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:43

Oh the male ego.

Rickilynn1 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:57

I think your dad wants you dead.

FailureFYL 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:17

Damn...... U should remind him U SAVED HIS GODDAMN LIFE!!!!!!

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