Transportation: Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally...

By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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rodfergie 18

Monday 1 October 2018 18:13

Now your neighbor has to fix it, not you or your dad

Levi2411 41

Monday 1 October 2018 18:28

You can only move the invisible boatmobile so far, before someone is bound to hit it...

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rodfergie 18

Monday 1 October 2018 18:13

Now your neighbor has to fix it, not you or your dad

Levi2411 41

Monday 1 October 2018 18:28

You can only move the invisible boatmobile so far, before someone is bound to hit it...

Nik 12

Tuesday 2 October 2018 20:17

they're both in on it

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