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By Harry Snotter - 02/08/2016 02:28 - United States - Nashua

Today, my dad excitedly yelled, "I have a present for you!" and threw me a plastic box. The box contained a battery powered nose hair trimmer. I'm a girl. FML

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EwahWeeWah 21

Tuesday 2 August 2016 12:23

What does being a girl have to do with it? Is it somehow magically acceptable for men to have nose hair and not for women? Nose hair grows for both gender, it's not like boobs, just trim it.

KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:23

oh no you have hair?! AND YOU'RE A GIRL HOW THE **** IS THAT POSSIBLE THIS IS INSANITY. Nah you're fine, use it, that's a nice thing to have.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Tuesday 2 August 2016 12:23

What does being a girl have to do with it? Is it somehow magically acceptable for men to have nose hair and not for women? Nose hair grows for both gender, it's not like boobs, just trim it.

KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:23

oh no you have hair?! AND YOU'RE A GIRL HOW THE **** IS THAT POSSIBLE THIS IS INSANITY. Nah you're fine, use it, that's a nice thing to have.

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