Intimacy and Transportation: Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have...

By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown

Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:42

No he just had a super long dick lol

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 January 2017 16:22

So, you're into aural sex?

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ALonelyStranger 12

Thursday 26 January 2017 20:07

Next time that happens think of math and puppies dying

sammicchi 1

Thursday 26 January 2017 20:08

im sorry but this is just so ******* funny

BantasaurusRex 13

Thursday 26 January 2017 20:43

I bet she heard you coming

Tehzerr 1

Sunday 12 February 2017 17:15

coming? dafuq

pantsman66 20

Thursday 26 January 2017 23:48

Pretty awkward... maybe she likes your earection?

The_Bleeder 13

Friday 27 January 2017 0:41

You tried, props.

flakawaka 0

Friday 27 January 2017 7:34

Ever hear, hahahahha, of masturbation? Jesus

Suckmybigrooster 1

Friday 27 January 2017 8:09

Is your crush your brother

Suckmybigrooster 1

Friday 27 January 2017 8:09

Is your crush your brother

Balthios 6

Friday 27 January 2017 21:32

Just put a banana in your ear!

Turtlerocks 0

Friday 27 January 2017 22:55

maybe she wasn't even really sleeping. ? lol

DemCherries 4

Saturday 28 January 2017 2:19

lmao

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