Intimacy: Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and... - FML

By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

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tj4234 35

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:36

I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

OysterPearls 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 0:53

You can't Google what you don't know you didn't know.

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ellbbila 5

Monday 22 June 2015 3:02

I'm going out on a limb and saying she might have just been screwing with you. I wouldn't believe her if I were you

trumpet27 1

Thursday 9 March 2017 7:40

Yup. I am a sophomore in high school, and yet those terms are new to me. My parents didn't explain any of these things to me, and you won't believe how many times I had to look up stuff to understand FMLs.

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