Love: Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me....

By wth? - 13/12/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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Friday 13 December 2013 18:23

Oh damn... Time to explain some things OP

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Friday 13 December 2013 18:24

Sounds like you guys will have an awkward moment during Christmas parties this year.

Comments

Tfresh79 9

Friday 13 December 2013 22:09

You must live in Arkansas too.

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 15 December 2013 14:28

Not unless there's an Arkansas in the UK. :P

gabagabaheyu 10

Friday 13 December 2013 22:17

whats with the wierd cousins lately?

ZackL624 5

Friday 13 December 2013 22:34

Keep it in the family right? ;)

Thebloodletting 3

Friday 13 December 2013 22:37

Bang that poontang hard. It'll be like self-love!

caver1 14

Friday 13 December 2013 22:48

I have a crush one one of my cousins

HayNahWilliams 7

Friday 13 December 2013 22:51

Ohhhh my

rogwest 23

Friday 13 December 2013 23:03

It ain't that bad, but then again this could be a post to make you feel better about yourself since you may feel the same way... Either way I say smash it an go from there