Animals: Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the...

By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:37

Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.

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You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.

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Saturday 25 June 2011 10:56

I hate cats

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Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:01

Too funny

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Saturday 1 December 2012 9:41

I think its really great that you care so much about your cat

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Monday 22 September 2014 8:10

Better safe than sorry

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Thursday 3 September 2015 10:37

at least you care about your cat

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