Miscellaneous: Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 06:12 - United States - Amelia

Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML

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TweetAnne 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 12:11

Lighten up. He just wanted 2012 to go out with a bang. You'll laugh later

erin1994 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 12:11

I don't get how op deserved it? It's not his fault his brother isn't smart Edit: sorry there were More you deserve it's, than your life sucks when I wrote this

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kjack49044 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:27

You know, I just hate when this happens.

Madrias 36

Friday 10 January 2014 10:30

We can officially say that the New Years party *puts on sunglasses* Was a blast.

razi1 20

Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:09

I've had firecrackers set off in a pot but that's not as bad

ruckfules85 34

Wednesday 15 January 2014 21:57

And who's the oldest

xadoringx 29

Thursday 16 January 2014 22:05

Legen..Wait for it.. Dary lol

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:35

My god people (-_-)* smh

laylaeve 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:45

Just asking but was he visiting from the special home they keep people who can't control there stupid urges? I love fireworks as much as the next guy but um this brings a new meaning to front row seats

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