Intimacy: Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement....

By Sherry - 11/07/2012 13:29 - United States - Middletown

Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML

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Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:53

Throw it out, both brother and comforter.

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Comments

fordman22 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:17

Basement coitous!

supermattyboy 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:20

yolo ;)

alexh15 13

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:27

Not very comforting...

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:38

Therefore, the correct answer is that at most 16.67% of the party attendees had sex under your comforter. I love word problems.

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 July 2012 21:09

Yes, the math could be a lot trickier if combinatorics gets involved. It will be college-level math if you start mentioning threesomes -- and a hella good time:)