Health: Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've... - FML

By FMyBrain - 06/06/2014 21:26 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 7 June 2014 1:47

Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

umerin 32

Saturday 7 June 2014 1:47

Just one of those days, eh?

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pinksheepmeep 8

Friday 20 June 2014 14:34

you there?

Chibi_Kitten 24

Saturday 21 June 2014 22:15

If you aren't already dead, I would suggest child proofing everything in the house.

ChuckNorris101 4

Saturday 17 October 2015 9:49

We need a follow up OP.

WWWIIILLLSSSOOON 8

Tuesday 2 February 2016 23:29

I cringed at the table and balls one

fishyrael 28

Monday 5 June 2017 21:53

So are you dead?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 18 July 2017 6:57

u still there?

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