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By wrongguy - 11/05/2013 23:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML

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Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?

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Saturday 13 September 2014 5:40

awkward.... ur going to see him often

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