Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of...

By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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margokle 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:38

Is your "boyfriend" a cat?

SandraGee 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:43

I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.

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redranger4 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:20

You're not supposed to wear tampons to bed.

SmotNyleve 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:45

Lmfao

BoredBrunette 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:26

At least it wasn't another girls string....

FollowMe 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 9:22

Who says people are strange???

Kolby27 1

Friday 14 October 2011 2:30

isn't that like uber bad for you

cheerleader205 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:27

That's freaking funny

t0rnadeau 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 14:35

You shouldn't sleep with a tampon in

vannaxo 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:47

LOL.

chrisramsay 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:05

Omg my boy friend has done that to but I was not asleep

brownov6969 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:22

Hahhahahaha funny

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