Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't...

By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 22:49 - United States

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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Desfar 5

Friday 10 August 2012 18:53

Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.

ebonyirony 29

Friday 10 August 2012 18:52

I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.

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sandrocampa 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 0:43

That's what you get for dating a tool

Leslier_fml 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 0:49

Obviously he is not that into you, time for you to find someone who is.

LolFMLnot 10

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:28

For some reason guys love chilling with their boys too much

DerpinaDerpton 8

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:36

Lol balls too.

novalaise 7

Saturday 11 August 2012 3:44

Dump him

hellokeroppi 5

Saturday 11 August 2012 4:42

You'd think you were smart enough to break up with that loser???

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 11 August 2012 4:58

Dump him

BobbyBoss 10

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:01

ASS (-_-) TO THE HOLE (/-_-)/

tashapasha 11

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:18

You obviously need a new bf!

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:41

Sounds like he doesn't consider you his girlfriend...

ashleylynn520 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:10

& why is he still ur bf?

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