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By archer - 20/11/2008 11:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 9:03

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Matt32179 8

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:31

Soccer is life... Sorry about your boyfriend OP but soccer is soccer.

Velimir Tchatchevsky 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 13:44

There's no friendly match between England and Germany, you should know that

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