Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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ManBearP1g 0

Monday 21 March 2011 8:37

Take a tennis racquet and whack him and say deuce.

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 21 March 2011 9:00

Kick his balls and then say GOAAAAAAL.

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kelseamariah 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:15

haha you know thats how it happened! lmao

soccerchica04 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:46

break up with him did he even apologize

tails99177 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:13

hockey players are jerks

Ziness1 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:56

At least you have a boyfriend. -_-'

white05_fml 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 20:32

what a loser you have there

fuckyourlifetooo 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:14

thata kid!!

Herboski1315 0

Friday 25 March 2011 1:23

Sounds like he's a good guy.

loulou616 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:50

lmfao thats great

jayz9 0

Friday 25 March 2011 13:17

U goaled an ass for a boyfriend

ohyeahParis_fml 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:17

thats ****** hilarious hes a keeper no joke!!!

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