Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...

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Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

well more likely he's gay.

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BurtonStyle 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:34

Viagra will solve that

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 15 March 2010 3:53

really people with situations like yours shouldn't write an fml but instead be dumping their boy / girlfriend

cboisen10 1

Monday 15 March 2010 4:03

ydi for being fugly

gregsdaman 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:38

sounds like a #59 win to me!

fizzlegloop 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:58

haha owned

chevy06 3

Monday 15 March 2010 5:09

YDI for being Miley Cyrus.

ClouDn9n 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:20

Easy solution for OP. Change your name from Medusa to Sexy Bitch. Looks will come in about 2 weeks after name change.

chevy06 3

Monday 15 March 2010 5:22

Or YDI for dating Justin Bieber.

ndiesal 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:28

His fail, not your's OP. And he tried to make it into your's...what a jackass.

badchick202 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:51

he truely does not care about you in any way at all der for he's a dick wit no balls I hope u dumped him cuz of that shit he don't deserve you

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